i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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