just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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