Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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