Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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