Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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