I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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