Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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