I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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