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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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