What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
is it fun? or sober?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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