He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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