before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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