I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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