woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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