I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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