OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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