i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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