Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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