Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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