I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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