Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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