I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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