So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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