Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just had sex on a roof
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I smell like Dick and happiness
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