Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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