Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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