And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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