I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize
