The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Welp...herpes.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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