is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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