And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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