He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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