I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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