Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Randomize
