Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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