Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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