I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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