i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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