If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize
