yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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