So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
