Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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