I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
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I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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