i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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