so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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