The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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