just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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