This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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