? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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