I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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