You work out of a Hotel?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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