in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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