sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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