Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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