Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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